See? I didn’t know that. My understanding of a noun has always been something tangible, to include an idea. Last time I checked, and you’ll excuse me because it’s been a while, colors weren’t ideas or tangible. You can’t touch red. You can touch SOMETHING red, but it’s still fabric, material, paint. So when a friend of mine said that red was a noun, I CARRIED her. I even told all of my coworkers how dumb she was for that nonsensical nonsense. Unfortunately I sit next to a genius, who promptly sent me a link that defined red as a noun. Sooooooooooo, I had to apologize to my friend. But guess what? I STILL don’t rock with red being a noun. If you can’t describe it to a blind person, I don’t want to hear it.

Meanwhile, she’s still texting me like I didn’t just fry her. What a great friend. Lol.

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