March 2012
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I am my own father.
I stole this from a friend...
Me: God can I ask you a question? God: Sure… Me: Promise you won’t get mad! God: I promise Me: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today? … God: What do you mean? Me: Well, I woke up late, God: Yes, Me: My car took forever to start, God: Okay, Me: At lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait, God: Hmmmm… Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD,...